It's basically an STL dictionary of slang:
STL Lingo
Terminology
2) Broom: Winning without losing a round.
3) Mop: Winning but lost 1 round.
4) Squeegie: Winning in the final round
5) Reverse Broom: Being down 2 rounds but winning 3 straight rounds to win.
6) P. Broom: A broom with 1 perfect.
7) Arch Angel: A broom with 2 perfects
8) God Match: A broom with 3 perfects
9) Pod Match: Every round is a perfect for both players.
10) Rapture: Down 2 rounds, but reverse broom with 3 perfect rounds
11) Global Domination: Tekken Tag, winning a round without tagging out.
12) Fluke prove: To claim your loss was a fluke and to prove it you'll beat their ass immediately.
13) Final Mother Fucker: Match going into the final round.
14) Rage tears: Yelling, screaming and being in a state of destructive manner after losing
(Slips)
15) Valid tears: When your reason for tearing is an actual legitimate reason why you lost. (bad eddy)
16) Controller tears: You lost because your controller isn't working right (Tekkenomics and his goombas)
17) Muttering tears: Muttering what your doing or did wrong after losing. (Hatman)
18) Silent tears: When you don't say anything, but we know you're tearing in the inside
19) Gear shifting tears: When you lose and you just walk out and drive home crying (STLBABDOY)
20) You Fucking Suck Match: A match that if you lose, you fucking suck...despite whoever was owning who in previous matches.
21) Retirement Match: Whoever loses must retire the character they are playing. The only way they can play them again is by permission from the person who beat them.
22) Tasty Cake Match: Whoever loses gets served a Tasty Cake.
23) Vortex: When someone has lost and is supposed to get off the machine, but keeps playing anyway.
24) Shenanigans: Using tricks and ghetto strats.
25) Funny Hoppers: Jumping over grounded opponents to do weird shenangians.
26) Cheap: A tactic or move that is good.
27) Don King: To hype up and instigate a match between two players.
28) Clutch: To have a round or match won, but allow your opponent to survive, come
back, and win.
29) Hon-Maru: Hatman's home.
30) Hawaii 50: Beating someone 5-0
31) Humble tears: Saying good games or giving props to your opponent after losing.
32) Decambroom: 10 straight matches with nothing but brooms.
33) Clutch Master: Whoever is most known for clutching the most.
34) Clutch Torch: Whoever is the clutch master, carries the clutch torch.
35) Clutch tape: A video tape which shows the passing of the clutch torch
from Slips to Hatman.
Famous Tears
1) You don't d+1 d+4 your friends: Eggchen would complain about this silly strat in T4 and this was usually his statement. Eventually nobody was friends in STL because everybody did this in
the end.
2) I was trying something new, now I'm gonna try, so you better be ready: What Shaun says after he just lost.
3) Rats in the pinion!: Shin tearing about him clutching or screwing something up.
4) Mashers!: T^5 complaining about someone mashing to win.
5) BULLOCCKS!: Shin tearing after a loss.
6) The game keeps hooking this guy up!: Tensaikun tearing.
7) Throwing out moves like a trained chimp!: Slips tearing about someone throwing
out moves to win.
8) Shitmangodmanfuck!: Kiet tearing with his horrid english.
9) I don't care about those low tier asians!: Yu-Gi-Oh tearing had kicked an arcade machine and scared a Chinese family sitting near by. This was pointed out to him immediatly after and the quote was his response for them to hear.
10) Waiters...May I take your order?: T^5 tearing about turtling.
11) Taking Advantage!: To abuse moves and tactics that the other player hasn't seen before or knows what to do about. (Eggchen)
12) Oh my God such a waste of time!: x0r tearing when he has to wait for scrubs to get beat in order to play again at the arcade.
13) Duckers: T^5 tearing that you are ducking.
14) Flukers: T^5 tearing the last match was a fluke.
15) My hands are cold: Slips tearing about his hands being cold.
16) Julia does ALL the work: T^5 discrediting Slips' Eddy in TTT and tearing that he was able to beat JOP.
17) Luckers: T^5 tearing how you got lucky.
18) Tekken 4 is like the 1800's, there's just horseshit everywhere.: Slips tearing about T4.
19) This is unbelievable. This is UNBELIEVABLE!: Tensaikun tearing
20) You're not worth my time: Yu-Gi-Oh telling Tensaikun that he is not worthy to play him.
21) I'm tired: Mike after losing
22) Oh you want the beat down?: Mark getting ready to 'try' after you beat him.
23) Fucking horseshit!: Slips losing
24) Fuck!...Jesus!...so scrubby, thats SO SCRUBBY!! How good is Brad? SHITTY!!!: Yu-Gi-Oh after losing to Slips' mashing
25) "What was the break for that?" It was a 2. "I BROKE 2!!!!": x0r losing after not breaking a 2 throw
26) I low parri-...I blocked low!: Jody tha Great trying to low parry a non-low parryable move.
27) You wanna bring out your pom poms too?: Unconkable tearing about you routing for the opposing player.
28) I broke the SHIT outta that!: STLBADBOY not breaking a double-breaker throw.
29) Come on God!!!: Eggchen in the midst of a clutch.
The rest at the Myspace because I looked through them and realized that I might get my ass kicked for copying some of that shit onto my blog. Check out STL lingo. Note, these assholes are the reason I say 'hemma' instead of 'hella'
